1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
At home I start the water first, but now I just get in and start it up.
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
If I am bored, then I read any labels.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
All the time.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Nope.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Thankfully, no.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yep, every night or morning, whenever I take my shower.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
I use body wash

8.) How old do you look?
Apparently pretty old. I think 18/19, but others say 20s when I am dressed all fancy like.
9.) How old do you act?
Depends on who's around and what my role is in the situation. If I am the oldest and need to be responsible, I'll act like an adult, but if I am with friends and we are just hanging out, I can be as immature as humanly possible.
10.) What is the last song you sang?
I'm singing along with "Superman" by Goldfinger right now.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Wolf Pack!
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Probably nothing. My parents are coming up for parent's weekend for some reason, so I'll have to be with them.
13.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
I had the opportunity to, but I chose not to.
14) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
No? I don't like throwing up. Ever.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
Either captain or brawling beast who fights with an arsenol of weapons on my back including guns, swords, brass knuckles, and a "portable" cannon.
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Of course. Half the guys here are sluts.
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
In retaliation of calling other sluts, of course.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I smuggle drugs in from Cuba in my 'fro.
20.) Does playing guitar make someone attractive?
Depends how often they play. If it is something you only hear about and they hardly ever play and then the one time they do it's amazing, then hell yeah. If you walk around campus/high school with a guitar you look like a jackass who I want to kill.
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I lived near Philly before which had the Phillies and they were kicking ass this season. The eagles are good too, I guess.
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
I'd like to think a lot.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
Four or five, tops.
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Definitely more friends because I kill my enemies dead >

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yep. It was pretty fun.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Depends, probably.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
No one asks me out, so no.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Depends. Some are incredibly smart, others are pretty dumb.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No. That would be a major dick move. I think I have a few borrowed things though.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Just got out of county for killing a cop...
33) Do you like the smell of beer?
No, but I like what's associated with it: Drunk retards that make me feel good about myself.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I've died in three or four, but only graphically in one. I kill people all the time.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
If giving change to hobos is charity, then yes. I also give clothes to purple heart and all that junk.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
No. Just no.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Yes, and it sucks.
38.) Do you get along with your parents?
Not really.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
It keeps changing way too freaking much, so no. I'm living day by day.
NOW TIME FOR...
X MARKS THE SPOT
You are:
[ ]short, under 5'4
[ ] 5'4 -5'6''
[ ] 5' 6- 5'7
[x] 5'7" - 6'0
[ ] tall 6'1 and up
NATURALLY
[x] blonde
[x] redhead
[ ] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[x] brownish
[x] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] i really dont know what my natural is
[x] blue-eyed
[ ] brown-eyed
[ ] green-eyed
[ ] hazel-eyed (brown and green rock)
[ ] gold/gray-eyed
[ ] silver/gray- eyed
[ ] blue/green-eyed
[ ] blue/gray-eyed
[ ] they change colors
You wear:
[x] glasses
[ ] contacts
[ ] neither
You have:
[ ] short hair
[x] medium hair
[ ] long hair
Your favorite color(s) are?
[x] red
[ ] khaki
[ ] aqua
[ ] pink
[ ] hot pink
[ ] yellow
[x] black
[x] green
[ ] lime green
[x] blue
[ ] white
[ ] turquise
[x] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[ ] orange
[ ] gray
[ ] maroon
[ ] gold
[ ] teal
[ ] clear
[ ] bronze
[ ] don't really care too much though..
[ ] I don't believe in favorite colors
Some things you've done?
[x] ice skating
[x] hiking
[x] kayaking
[x] rafting
[ ] water skiing
[ ] camping
[ ] horseback riding
[x] bodysurfing and skim boarding
[ ] snowboarding
[ ] skiing
[x] danced
[x] skateboarding/longboarding
[ ] cheerleading
[ ] lacrosse
[x] street hockey
[ ] gymnastics
[x] martial arts
[ ] baton twirling
[x] swimming
[x] wakeboarding
[ ] kneeboarding
[x] tubing
Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[ ] strict
[x] hyper
[x] weird
[ ] ditzy
[x] sarcastic
[x] slow
you like listening to?
[x] pop
[ ] country
[x] ska
[ ] christian
[ ] classical
[x] techno
[x] oldies
[ ] opera
[x] 80's
[ ] disco
[x] rap
[x] classic rock
[x] punk
[x] metal
[ ] screamo
[ ] reggae
[ ] Hawaiian
[x] hardcore
The pets you have HAD?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[ ] lizard
[x] hamster
[ ] ferret
[ ] bunny
[x] fish-unlimited
[ ] duck
[ ] horse
[ ] bird
[ ] frog
[x] hermit crab
[x] turtle
[ ] snake
[x] gerbil
[x] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] baby chicks
[ ] hedgehog
[ ] snail
[ ] perana
[ ] seagull
[ ] newt
[ ] sugarglider
[ ] mouse
Clothing Brands you like?
[ ] Delia's
[ ] american eagle
[ ] Hollister
[ ] The Buckle
[ ] abercrombie & fitch
[x] Target
[x] Wal-mart
[ ] Wet Seal
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] O'neil
[x] Pac Sun
[ ] Gap
[ ] Banana Republic
[ ] aeropostale
[x] Dickies
[x] quicksilver
[ ] Anchor Blue
[ ] Guess
[ ] lucky brand
[ ] Champs
[x] Salvation army/goodwill/value village
[x] old navy
[ ] name brands
[ ] Victorias secret
[ ] Eddie Bauer
[x] hot topic
[x] BUT ANYTHING WILL DO, I DRESS IN THINGS I LIKE!
Shoe Brands?
[x] Flip-Flops
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] nike
[ ] adidas
[ ] reebok
[ ] Jordans
[ ] billabong
[ ] Roxy
[ ] puma
[ ] Uggs
[ ] luggs
[ ] etnies
[ ] Reefs
[ ] Converse
[ ] K Swiss
[ ] Adio
[x] dc
[ ] Globes
[x] vans
[ ] New Balance
[ ] LEI
[ ] Payless
[ ] DVS
[ ] Es
[ ] macbeth
[ ] DSW
[ ] Airspeed
[ ] Air walk
[ ] if I like something, I'll buy it!
[x]dont really care
your confessions:
[x] I'm afraid of silence
[ ] I am really ticklish
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark
[x] I've collected comic books
[x] I shut out others
[ ] I open up to others easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[x] I love Disney movies
[x] I am a sucker for eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I bake well
[x] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[ ] Im guilty of TyPiNg LiKe ThIs
[x] I am self-conscious at times
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] i smoke cigarettes
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[ ] I bite my nails
[x] I take free online quizzes when Im bored
[ ] I've gotten lost in the city
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] made out in an elevator
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Been bungee jumping
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Dressed up like the opposite sex
[x] Smashed a car (with hands)
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Been skinny dipping
Have you ever...
[x] made out in the rain
[x] danced in the rain
[x] seen a shooting star
[ ] proposed to anyone
[ ] eaten sushi
[x] Gotten the chicken pox (thrice)
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Been on a cruise ship
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been on a Plane by yourself
[x] had surgery
[x] seen a movie more than 3 times
[x] been on stage
[x] peed somewhere other than a toilet (hahaha....)
[x] gotten a black eye
[x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie (Kung pow!)
[x] watched an entire baseball game
Do you like...
[x] old movies
[ ] musicals (I like some soundtracks but I have never seen a musical that I liked)
[x] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods
[x] Pokemon
[x] Christmas time
[ ]donuts
[x] animals
[ ] coffee
[ ] tea
TWO'S OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
Mr BFG, Lord
Two Parts of you Heritage:
I has a heritage?
Two Things That Scare You:
Failing at life and being alone.
Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
Music and sleep.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
*puts on boxers* Hoody and boxers!
Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
Honesty and friendship.
Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
Eyes and personality.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Video games and fixing things.
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
To see my girlfriend again and to pass the exam in a few days...
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
Britain and California.
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
Kill a man and do something to be remembered for (Maybe get two birds with one stone?)
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
What this song is about and when everyone is getting back so I have something to do.
Two people You haven't talked to in a while?:
Too many people.
Two favorite animals:
Pandas and dogs.
Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
I am bored and I have seen it like 3 times.
How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
I think I have 3 here, so 3.
Shorts?
4 or 5.
How many are designer?
I buy Target and WalMart.
What color do you wear most often?
Black, green, white, and blue.
Least favorite color?
Yellow.
Last song heard on the radio?
I haven't listened to the radio in so long because I don't know the stations up here in the mountains.
What's for dinner tonight?
No idea. Whatever is in the commons. I don't feel like late night again.
Are you happy with your life right now?
I'm loving college, but I miss friends back home, so its meh.
Last person you called on your cell phone:
Looks like I tried to call my mom back last night, and that was it.
NOW FOR THE...
[Do you own a?]
- PS2: Do I have a penis? Yes I do.
- XBOX [360]: Of course.
- PSP: Getting one around christmas.
- Gamecube: I gave it to someone who needed it more than me.
- SIDEKICK: Nope.
- digital camera?: Yep. Its right over there.
- iPod: Yep, Muffin Tin.
- Car: No...
- Computer: Yep. It's right there, but SOMEONE BROKE IT SO ITS SLOW AS BALLS NOW D:<
- Laptop: Duh.
- Palm Pilot: No
- Cell Phone: Yes
- RAZR Cell Phone: Yeah..
RANDOM LAST QUESTIONS...
In what state or country do you want to go to school after high school?
I'll probably go out to California or something.
Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie?
Nope.
How do you make money?:
I used to be a waiter at a retirement village, but now I am poor.
Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?
Uh..........Laptop back in July?
How's the weather?:
It's hoody weather outside which is a nice break from 90 degree sweat.
Are you missing someone right now?:
Of course.
What chores do you have around the house?
Dorm. Not house. And all I really have to do is keep tidy which I'm not having a problem with.
One word to describe you:
Gary.
Favorite pair of shoes?
DC Skate Shoes.
Do you own big sunglasses?:
No...I have glasses that I have to wear or else I'm bliiiiiiiind.
Do you find yourself attractive?:
Not at all, but others argue.
What would you rather be doing right now?
Hanging out with dorm friends but they are all at class I think.
What should you be doing right now?
Studying for my art exam next week.
Last text message you received?
My sister telling me the computer at home broke again.
Who did you hug today?:
Nobody D:
Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
Four? That's about the usual. Mine, Don's, Ivar's, and James's. I play video games in bed.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
My black "Flobots Rise" shirt that I made.
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Listen to music.
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
$40 tops.
Q: I cant wait till..?
The next trip home.
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
Two weekends ago when I was home.
Q: Who got you to join myspace?
I'm not on?
Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
I forget.
Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
I'm not on myspace.
Q: Look to your left. Whats there?
My wall with a power jack.
Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
Brandon's oversized trench coat.
Q: What website do you visit the most?
Facebook, DA, IHC, and Wikipedia.
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
Nope. May get one soon though. Hear it helps concentration.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
I was just banging on the concrete wall behind me to tell Mike to stop banging on the wall, so now my hand hurts. My head hurts a bit from loud music.
Q: What city was your last taxicab ride in?
NYC
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
Yeah.
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
Ehh...not sure.
Last person you..
1. Saw: Ivar
2. Hugged: Katie, the other day
3. Shopped With: Ivar and Andrew
4. Went out With: I'm still with Maria.
5. Song you listened to: Superman by Goldfinger is on again.
6. What are you doing now: YOUR MOM
7. What are you doing tonight: Homework and video games.
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